Why 97% RTP is Your New Best Friend

Forget Bernoulli’s principle - in Aviator, that 97% RTP is the only lift you need. My Python simulations (and countless ‘research’ hours) prove it’s smarter than dating apps.

Fuel Management 101

Betting $0.50 first is like checking your oxygen mask - boring but life-saving. Those YouTube ‘gurus’? More lost than my luggage on United.

When to Eject

Three red rounds? That’s nature’s way of saying: Switch to Flight Simulator where crashes don’t hurt (your wallet).

Fly smart, folks - or at least funnier than my Tinder dates.